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The first thing Tyler found out Monday morning was that a coffin was possibly his least favorite place to wake up. As he rose from it, he looked less like an elegant vampire and more like a panic-stricken man who regarded his first lungful of fresh air as something about 500 times better than sex.

After he stood around just breathing for a few minutes, there was nothing more to do than to prop the other coffin in the room open a tad in case anyone else who appreciated air was still inside and scurry to his office like the mere act of doing something normal would make the last two days vanish.

He probably should have been preparing for that week's class, but instead he was gulping down coffee and trying to compose "Sorry I bit you" apology notes to Miss Bennet and Tony, rather desperately hoping they might prove unnecessary. He hadn't exactly looked like himself.

[OOC: Open office!]

Date: 2009-02-09 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony looked thoughtful. "You might want to check on him. I think it was his first walk of shame."

And Tony, of course, did not help it.

Date: 2009-02-09 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Try not to mention the blushing," Tony added oh so helpfully as he held up the wrist in question. "Shiny and new again."

Date: 2009-02-09 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I thought it was a nice role reversal from the weekend," Tony remarked with a smirk. He looked over Tyler for a moment, trying to figure out the best way about this.

Date: 2009-02-09 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Apology accepted." Tony took a deep, calm breath before walking around the desk and kissing him firmly. "Stop whatever it is you're doing."

Date: 2009-02-09 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony pulled back enough to give him a Look. "If I wanted to sleep with one of your friends while in my right mind, I would have the decency to ask for a threesome instead."

Date: 2009-02-10 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Did you want me to lie to you?"

Date: 2009-02-10 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony frowned, replaying the conversation in his head. He'd been trying to be good there!

"If you're going to be getting--" He wasn't going to say bitchy, but he was thinking it. "--whenever I sleep with someone, asking you to join in seems to be the best option to keep that to a minimum."

See, it all made perfect sense.

Date: 2009-02-10 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Fine, then don't," Tony shot back. "I'm trying to keep the fights from happening."

Date: 2009-02-10 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Okay, he'd managed to do something terribly wrong here. But, on the plus side, nothing was being thrown.

"And Constable Day? How is she? Distinctive perfume, don't you think?"

...in for a penny, in for a pound.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony went still at that, eyes half shut in something like anger. "I did get there first. And I really wouldn't need your help to get anyone into bed."

Instead of, oh say, the other way around.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony rolled his eyes, turning away toward the door. "Of course I did, Tyler. You were there."

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