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The first thing Tyler found out Monday morning was that a coffin was possibly his least favorite place to wake up. As he rose from it, he looked less like an elegant vampire and more like a panic-stricken man who regarded his first lungful of fresh air as something about 500 times better than sex.

After he stood around just breathing for a few minutes, there was nothing more to do than to prop the other coffin in the room open a tad in case anyone else who appreciated air was still inside and scurry to his office like the mere act of doing something normal would make the last two days vanish.

He probably should have been preparing for that week's class, but instead he was gulping down coffee and trying to compose "Sorry I bit you" apology notes to Miss Bennet and Tony, rather desperately hoping they might prove unnecessary. He hadn't exactly looked like himself.

[OOC: Open office!]

Date: 2009-02-10 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Fine, then don't," Tony shot back. "I'm trying to keep the fights from happening."

Date: 2009-02-10 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Okay, he'd managed to do something terribly wrong here. But, on the plus side, nothing was being thrown.

"And Constable Day? How is she? Distinctive perfume, don't you think?"

...in for a penny, in for a pound.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony went still at that, eyes half shut in something like anger. "I did get there first. And I really wouldn't need your help to get anyone into bed."

Instead of, oh say, the other way around.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony rolled his eyes, turning away toward the door. "Of course I did, Tyler. You were there."

Date: 2009-02-10 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I was a woman at the time," Tony replied, like Tyler could not be any dumber about this.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"You're an idiot."

Yes. Somehow Tony was the offended one now.

Date: 2009-02-10 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Why would I be talking about a threesome right now?" Tony snapped. "You! I had sex with you first. There is no way you're this dim."

Date: 2009-02-10 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I was trying to make things easier!"

Date: 2009-02-10 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"You seemed happy enough with Parker."

Date: 2009-02-10 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Then are you going to keep up these hissy fits when I do?" Tony asked. But now was thinking about what girl had been out of his league at 15.

Date: 2009-02-10 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Are you pushing for that?" Tony snapped.

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