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So Tyler had spent his day bitching at everyone in the gym, and had been way too honesty with the people who paid his salary.

He'd finally got sent home for calling someone who wanted to fight him his first day in the gym delusional.

"I hate the world and I need a drink," he yelled into the living room. This ... passed for hello.

Date: 2010-11-11 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Scotch is in the kitchen," Tony replied, finishing up one last email about how he could pay a monkey to throw shit at a wall and get more results.

...this was to his lawyer, sadly.

Date: 2010-11-11 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"It's the second bottle of the day," Tony admitted. "Pepper has put a block on my outgoing calls and emails until this runs it's course."

She was smart like that.

"I would be so lost without her."

Date: 2010-11-11 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Oh, please. Oprah sounds nothing like that off camera." Oh, Tony.

Date: 2010-11-11 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I'm almost sure she's gay," Tony replied, closing his laptop and sitting back. "And not just because she told me to put my pants back on."

Date: 2010-11-11 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I was drunk at the time." A beat. "It was the 90s."

Date: 2010-11-11 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I told Katie Couric her botox looked good," Tony replied.

Yeah, he was going to the special hell.

Date: 2010-11-11 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"This is one of the reasons why I'm glad I settled down with a man."

Date: 2010-11-11 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Don't draw attention to it, then." Tony frowned, finishing his drink in one go. "I hate days like this."

Date: 2010-11-11 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"As long as we don't end up snuggling on the couch again, I think my masculinity will be fine."

Because saying that helped not draw attention to things!

Date: 2010-11-11 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Gladly. And I do," Tony replied through gritted teeth.

Date: 2010-11-11 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I would love it." Yeah, they were a special pair. "I'm picking something old and sappy because I like them, not because I'm lazy."

Date: 2010-11-11 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Great," Tony snapped. "It's a date."

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