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Call Tyler paranoid -- you wouldn't be wrong, after all -- but he kept the gunpowder supplies locked up in his office. The experiment was risky enough to do, he didn't need any of the geniuses in his class trying to replicate it in their down time.

So after class, he trotted back to his office, pony in tow, and set about putting everything away. He was still trying to decide if he felt like doing Molotov cocktails this class session.

[OOC: For SP, and for he who will soon be a former pony.]

Date: 2009-11-17 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Oh, of course he wouldn't get soppy.

Well, maybe he would. But then they'd just insult each other until status quo was reestablished. "If the weather was nicer..." Shame, meet Tony. Oh, you don't know each other? How shocking.

Date: 2009-11-17 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"The ribbons or the hooves?" Tony replied, straightening up and frowning as his back cracked. Dear god, he was old.

Date: 2009-11-17 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"You deserved each bite." As did Steve. The dead man that he was.

Date: 2009-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Well, someone you're sleeping with should be at least easy on the eyes.

"Of course not," Tony lied easily. "I--I would treat you with only respect."

Date: 2009-11-17 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"My hair--" Tony reached up and sighed. "You're getting those out."

Date: 2009-11-17 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Pants, right.

Tony shook his head and set about putting the too long clothing on. Tyler had to go and be tall. "You're going to wake up with fake eyelashes glued on if you keep that up."

Date: 2009-11-17 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"You might move in the middle of it," Tony pointed out helpfully. "And I'd have to buy a good razor for it."

Tony didn't really do shopping.

Date: 2009-11-17 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Women leave things behind. Pepper normally took care of sending them back to them."

She was good at that.

...and okay, so he hadn't actually had any women over in a while now, but... still. Maybe.

Date: 2009-11-17 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony paused to think about it. "One tried to leave her phone in my pocket once."

That worked so very well. Really.

Date: 2009-11-17 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Recording audio," Tony added helpfully. "Like I'd talk about anything important."

Date: 2009-11-17 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
People seemed to insist he was actually a vapid playboy. It was hilarious, really.

"I'm sure we could manage both, but that would be a new level of interesting to our sex life," Tony pointed out, snagging Tyler's shirt for a kiss.

Date: 2009-11-17 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"I was thinking cheeseburgers, but those aren't nearly as sexy." Unless you've lived in a cave. Then they were the sexiest thing ever.

Date: 2009-11-17 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
Tony made a face at him. "Spoilsport."

Date: 2009-11-17 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"It'll take more than that, you know."

Date: 2009-11-17 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com
"Maybe two." Or just a lot of sex. Who knows?

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