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[tyler_gone]

Tyler spent most of his first full day back getting some of the pink crap out of his new room and buying a couple of necessities. When he got home, he fired up his laptop and tapped out an email. He wasn't sure some of the addresses would still be valid -- they had never worked when he tested them before -- but it wasn't like bounced emails killed baby seals, or anything.

TO: FH-list
FROM: tyler.durden@fandomhigh.edu
SUBJECT: Yeah. I'm back.

Hey Stickbugs and others -

So I'm back here to teach. It's been eleven years for me and I have a beard, which I wouldn't lead with except almost everyone I talk to mentions it.

Anyhow. I'm fine. I don't wanna seem creepy hanging out with teenagers, but if you want to see me write back or call. Or maybe just stop by Caritas. I'll be there until this island makes sense again.

Peace out.

-Tyler