tyler_gone: (* now i'mma talk to a goat)
[personal profile] tyler_gone
One second, Tyler was having an ordinary Saturday morning. He'd gone for a run, showered, and was rummaging around in the cabinet for coffee filters.

The next second, he wasn't there any longer. Maybe it was something he'd eaten; maybe the island had just noticed he'd racked up two years total on the island without an animal transformation and was making up for lost time. Tyler's place had been taken by a mid-sized, chocolate brown goat standing on its hind legs in the middle of a pile of clothes.

The goat bleated wearily -- Tyler had known this would happen someday, but today? -- lowered itself to the ground, and began trying to use its new horns to get the refrigerator open.

[OOC: Open to housemates or visitors.]

Date: 2009-05-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com
"No. Nonononono," she said moving to push the goat away from trash can. "You're not eating out of there."

She let out a little huff of frustration and went to the Fridge. "Well if you were a person, I know you're not Tony because he'd be trying to get into the liquor cabinet. If you want something to eat, I'll get it for you."

Date: 2009-05-23 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com
"Fine," she said rolling her eyes. "I'll fix you coffee too. Keep your... horns on. Or something."

Date: 2009-05-23 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com
"Stop that," she ordered as she dug through the refrigerator. "You want some leftover Chinese?"

Date: 2009-05-23 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com
"Here, she said opening up the carton and placing in on the floor and started on the coffee. "Start with this. I've got General Tso's chicken if you're still hungry."

Date: 2009-05-23 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com
"Wait! Don't eat the-"

...

"Oh fuck it, eat it all."

Profile

tyler_gone: (Default)
Tyler Durden

April 2015

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728 2930  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Mar. 18th, 2026 10:02 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios