Tyler's room, 13 Griffin Way, Monday Night

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For reasons Tyler wasn't going to pretend to understand, Steve had let Tony talk about sex in a classroom full of teenagers, unsupervised.

Actually, it surprised him even more that Tony had tried it. He ordered Chinese food and let Tony have the TV remote in hopes of getting the entire story.

Because he had, possibly, learned something, the door was closed and locked with a chain.

[OOC: For the teacher of the year!]

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It also may be because Tony had decided that damn dog was trying to ruin him. He was contemplating offering to buy it so he could send it to live on a nice farm somewhere.

"Oh, look. D-list celebrities dancing for our entertainment."

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At least he didn't want to shoot it. Lindsay would have problems with that and Tyler liked his house.

"My money's on the gymnast," Tyler said, because there was always a gymnast on these things. "Unless there's a swimmer somewhere in there."

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There, oddly enough, was a gymnast. "She's good." And young.

And a gymnast. Tony had ideas already.

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Tyler knew that look, yes.

"And they let you teach sex ed to teenagers."

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"Well, someone needed to," Tony pointed out smugly.

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"What did you even tell them?" Tyler wondered.

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"That they should be open to anything when it comes to sex," Tony said dryly. "You never know what will be fun until you try it."

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Tyler nibbled on a bit of mongolian beef. "You can rule out a couple things, but I don't disagree in theory."

Which didn't mean he didn't have more hang-ups than a coat rack, but he was trying. Mostly.

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"I also encouraged them to talk to Steve about just what they could uncover about--sexual peculiarities."

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"You assigned them homework about fetishes?" Tyler was turning a little red from trying not to laugh. "Steve will kill you."

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"Oh, I think it might be worth it," Tony replied, stealing a piece of beef with practiced ease at chopsticks.

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"Are you going to make Steve report back to you?" Tyler asked, trying to envision that and swatting at the chopsticks slightly.

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"I wouldn't make him do anything!"

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Tyler gave him a look. "Would you make a request?"

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"Oh, no. I'm sure he'll talk to me without any sort of prodding on my part," Tony replied.

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Tyler snickered. "Yeah, I'd probably want to talk to you too. And no stealing ideas from the kids' homework, that's just disturbing."

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"Oh, pleased. Like I'd have to," Tony replied. "I have more experience in that than they'll ever."

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"Like what?"

Curiosity 1, common sense 0.

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Tony tried for another piece as Tyler was so clearly distracted. "Name something and I'll tell you yes or no."

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Tyler stole from the carton in front of Tony in retribution. "You just want to hear me talk dirty."

Besides, he was pretty sure Tony had done everything he could think of that wasn't too gross to mention.

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That was just cruel. He enjoyed those short ribs. "I wouldn't object to that..."

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Oh, a challenge. Tyler took his time enjoying the rib, then leaned toward Tony.

The suggestion he made was probably not one students would stumble on. Not unless they found their way to very, very, interesting websites.

It involved props.

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"Yes," Tony replied after a moment. Really now, he was a very adventurous man.

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Tyler shifted closer and tried to remember one of Marla's stories that he'd kicked her out of bed for telling.

"What about," he began, and went on, satisfied.

Now that was something only Marla could come up with, and he doubted she'd even done it. She didn't bend that way.

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That took more thought. Though, really, it was more due to fond memories. "This one trip to Milan," Tony replied with a grin. "She was a gymnast."

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Tyler probably owed Marla an apology, then.

"I'm getting the feeling that anything I can think of, you've done." Which was ... intriguing.

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"It's a distinct possibility." Tony shouldn't be as smug about that as he was.

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Tyler set his chopsticks aside. "So ... war stories, tonight, or action?"

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"What? That was all it took to get you ready?" Tony asked teasingly.

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Tyler rolled his eyes. "I'm not exactly tearing my clothes off right this second," he pointed out.

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"Pity, that might be fun," Tony replied, taking his time on putting the Chinese away.

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"Fun's when I take your clothes off first," Tyler said, trying not to smile.

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That got him an amused grin. "Really?"

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Did that really need an answer in words? Tyler finished clearing the dishes to the side, then started slowly, carefully unbuttoning Tony's shirt. He took his time; buttons were small and slippery, and he wouldn't want to snag a thread. Plus, he was Totally in Control.

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Total control. Tony just watched him for a moment, contemplating if he should take over from there or not.

"Not interested in trying something from class?"

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Tyler was about halfway done with the buttons, now, and he paused to trace a fingertip around the arc reactor.

"Like what?"

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Tony shifted slightly once at the touch, but didn't move past that. "Well, let's see... we've already done a threesome. Maybe four this time?"

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The finger finished its circuit and traced further down, though the touch wasn't really a caress. "You think you can get two people interested in something like that here now?"

And then the finger withdrew. "Don't answer that."

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"Well, not here. Maybe at my place," Tony admitted. "The only question would be if you preferred models or aspiring actresses."

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"I'm selfish," Tyler said, serious. Mostly serious. His hand was back at his own side, now. "I don't usually like sharing."

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"And you're sleeping with me," Tony pointed out. Just begging him to follow the logic.

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Tyler's impatient wiggle asked if they really needed to have this conversation now, again. "I'm sleeping with you," he agreed. "I'm not your boyfriend or your mistress or whatever the hell, and I don't really care what you do when I'm not around." Except for how he totally and completely did, but never mind that. "But that doesn't mean I want you to order a matched set of Russian blondes for us tonight, okay?"

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"I only offered," Tony replied calmly. He took a moment to get this going again, grabbing the bottom of Tyler's shirt and pulling up.

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If his shirt was going, so was Tony's. Tyler lifted his arms to let his shirt go over his head, then finished unbuttoning Tony's before pulling him into a kiss.

If the kiss was hard and on the possessive side, well, that was what they were just talking about.

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Shrugging his shirt off his shoulders, Tony kissed him back with an equal amount of force. If Tyler wasn't careful, he might give Tony ideas about how to get Tyler to act in a very interesting way in the bedroom.

Yes, Tony was the type to take advantage of it.

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Oh, like it was news that Tyler could be manipulated. Tyler continued the kiss and tried to step Tony backward toward the bed. His knees weren't holding him up so well, just then.