Tyler Durden (
tyler_gone) wrote2009-06-05 09:41 am
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13 Griffin Way, Friday Morning
Tyler hadn't meant to fall asleep on the couch the night before, but it had happened. He'd been watching some bad softcore movie on Cinemax and somehow when he closed his eyes it had turned into a dream about a baseball field filled with gently bouncing naked people.
It was, possibly, the nicest night's sleep Tyler had had since childhood, at least until he woke up to something moist on his face. "Ew, Tony," he said, not opening his eyes. "What's with your breath?"
Lindsay's dog Martha licked him again, panted and yipped, and Tyler's higher brain finally came online enough for him to realize this wasn't Tony. "Mommy was too busy to feed you, huh, girl?" he asked the dog, as he padded into the kitchen in his boxer shorts and t-shirt to pour out a dish of dry dogfood.
He started the coffee and blinked hard, trying to get naked flesh out of his head.
[OOC: For the housemates or anyone who would come a-knocking this early.]
It was, possibly, the nicest night's sleep Tyler had had since childhood, at least until he woke up to something moist on his face. "Ew, Tony," he said, not opening his eyes. "What's with your breath?"
Lindsay's dog Martha licked him again, panted and yipped, and Tyler's higher brain finally came online enough for him to realize this wasn't Tony. "Mommy was too busy to feed you, huh, girl?" he asked the dog, as he padded into the kitchen in his boxer shorts and t-shirt to pour out a dish of dry dogfood.
He started the coffee and blinked hard, trying to get naked flesh out of his head.
[OOC: For the housemates or anyone who would come a-knocking this early.]
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Eloquence, Tyler reflected, was not his middle name when he was talking about romance. Also, Lindsay had a teriffic rack.
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"If there weren't any attachments?" she said posing the question. "I think Lizzy would have to move out because of our scandalous behavior."
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God, she was pretty.
"God, you're pretty."
Shut up, Tyler.
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But she certainly wasn't moving that hand away.
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"Stupid fucking squirrels are probably watching," he said, answering his own thought, and leaned in to kiss her anyhow.
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And then just as suddenly pulling back, her hand reaching out to Tyler's chest to try and block him.
"Tyler... I can't."
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He bit off the sentence. A moment later, he started to calm down. (Still with the shorts problem, but that would go away on its own. He didn't look quite as pissed off, though.)
"Ronon and Tony." It wasn't really a question.
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She still had a really nice rack and he was just going to look at his own knees and feet for now.
"I'm sorry. I don't know why I came on so strong. Can we just..."
He wanted to say pretend it never happened, but he wasn't sure that was even what he meant.
"Let it go."
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And yet...
Lindsay suddenly launched herself at Tyler, attempting to pull him down to the floor and kiss him savagely.
"I'm so going to hell for this" she thought to herself.
NFB
He wondered what had changed her mind so suddenly, but it was hard to ask when she was kissing his face off. He kissed back hard and sloppily, devouring her.
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And frankly the last thing she wanted to do was think as she began the struggle to remove what clothing Tyler might be wearing.
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Going to hell, absolutely. Both of them. And probably traumatizing poor Martha.
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And fortunately for Martha there wasn't much to see as the rest of Tyler and Lindsay's actions were [NFB].