tyler_gone: (at desk)
Tyler Durden ([personal profile] tyler_gone) wrote2008-11-24 08:29 am

Office Hours, 11/24

The first thing Tyler did when he got to his office today was to fasten the head of Smoochy to the wall over his desk, like some perverse big-game trophy.

The second thing was to grimace and swallow a palmful of Tylenols. Stretching and hammering things in was not the brightest idea given his cracked rib.

But being able to glance up at ol' Smooch's disembodied purple plushiness as he did his paperwork totally made it worth it.

[OOC; Open office!]

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"It's my apartment, Tyler. Believe me, I know."

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Tony looked at him out of the corner of his eye for a moment, thinking it over. "And have bugs at your place?" He said lightly. "I'll just have to up my security systems."

A beat.

"Speaking of which, I met the bodyguard."

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Attractive. I think she could kick my ass."

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"You just want to knock me on my back," Tony replied, crossing his arms over his chest.

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
"...no, but I'd like to have a drink bought for me first."

[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll meet you at the gym," Tony replied. "You can buy me a drink after."