"I'm pretty sure it's English," Tyler said. (What? Like he could tell an English accent from an Irish one if you paid him.) "But Arthur's, like ... before it was England. Something like that. Anyhow, it's an island way, way, way" -- he gestured -- "that way. They owned America until we kicked them out."

He added, "Why did they light camels on fire?" He wasn't arguing the funny hats.